Calvin, a ten-month old baby, can still remember his previous life when he was happily married to Laura.  He can also remember that Laura was subject to the constant attentions of Calvin’s womanising best friend, Bob.  Calvin knows he will lose his blissful memories when he reaches his first birthday – or speaks – so he determines that nothing will make him talk!

When Calvin’s mum, Katie, is persuaded by her sexy friend, Donna, to go out for the evening, he learns that his babysitter is none other than Laura!  Alas, she has brought along a friend – the lecherous Bob.  Calvin sets about thwarting Bob’s amorous plans using every trick known to babies.

Can Calvin prevent the unthinkable happening……without uttering a word?

An amateur production presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk