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Babysitting Calvin | A Farce Food Production | Wednesday 17th August

17 August 2022 to 7:00 pm10:30 pm


An evening of entertainments provided by The Midhurst Players under the direction of Julie Tickner.

A meal will be provided at The Wheatsheaf, followed by a short play, “Babysitting Calvin” by John H Newmuir.

Calvin, a ten-month old baby, can still remember his previous life when he was happily married to Laura.  He can also remember that Laura was subject to the constant attentions of Calvin’s womanising best friend, Bob.  Calvin knows he will lose his blissful memories when he reaches his first birthday – or speaks – so he determines that nothing will make him talk!

When Calvin’s mum, Katie, is persuaded by her sexy friend, Donna, to go out for the evening, he learns that his babysitter is none other than Laura!  Alas, she has brought along a friend – the lecherous Bob.  Calvin sets about thwarting Bob’s amorous plans using every trick known to babies.

Can Calvin prevent the unthinkable happening……without uttering a word?

An amateur production presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

Kindly sponsored by Oakland Communications


Select your menu choice when you book your tickets:

  • Fish and chips with minted mushy peas and tartar sauce
  • 6oz beef burger with cheese & homemade relish and chips
  • Cajun chicken burger and chips
  • Vegan burger with homemade relish and chips

Gluten free buns and gluten free fish and chips available. There is also the opportunity to let us know any dairy intolerance or any other allergies at the time of booking.


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17 August 2022
7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
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The Wheatsheaf
Wool Lane
Midhurst, GU299BX United Kingdom
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MADhurst Committee